Please come back and fix everything. Ugh, Mia, please would you get out of bed? Turning the serpent to stone wouldnt hurt either. When we came into the class, he would give out a worksheet with instructions on the board. He has a beard and scratches on his face, bruises too. We'll get you out. Okay, you want to hear about last night? And I dont need that from you. (Singing) But he is mine, he is mine. Because of last weeks events, we are going to try this again. Neither of those happened. The sun had already risen, its heat overbearing. In the second half of the poem, Eeyore gets distracted from the post of the poem, saying goodbye to Christopher Robin and continues his commentary about writing. Its kinda creepy I cant even re-freeze without being sure shes not looking. My mum told my stepdad to pull into this gas station, stretch our legs and chill out a bit. Oh, hallo, am I glad to see you? I.Iwas trying to get some rest. Oh, Anna. Now Pooh being a bear of very little brain decided to invite the new sound in. What they dunnot tell ye is that my gold is buried deep below. But today I saw a flicker of hope. We are being tested for beauty products; Brands like Chanel, Dior! No presidents no emperors, us kids. Gender: Any Genre: Comedic. For example I havent got a rhyme for bother. But when I try and do something to fix this place, Im dismissed. Oh. Its fine, its fine. She plays the Rolling Stones a lot in the car and has to sing along with every word. I think this is the right way, but Im still scared. Rule #3 You eat what I make, or you dont eat at all. Where are you? (pacing) Oh, what should I say? Well, I didn't mean a little larger small helping. Big. Honorable Mention! Did you know I changed my name? The others who were there with me couldnt figure it out either. Im honestly sick of monologues. Theyre the bane of my existence. Not until I met Milton Greene. The ocean is a scary place and a childs imagination is even scarier. What if you wake up every day feeling like you just want to disappear, sink into a cloud of nothing? No, ellipsis, we will not be taking a vote! What the heck? Yeah, Im okay. But in the end I was punished for it. Im so glad none of you care for me because then I would actually have to care for you guys, too. (moves toward the door and offstage and starts screaming) Noooooo! You know I DIYd my costume, and it took me HOURS, but its nowhere near as good as yours. Heck, Ive worked here 28 years and I cant get this darned promotion. She deserves it. One minute theyre all like aww whos a good boy, who wants a doggy ice cream treat, do you want a belly rub, or a head scratch? I think I was speeding. They just know it, deep down, they dont feel pretty. 2. Great. In the deep soil of the Mother Earth. I didnt see why it mattered so much, he was just a teacher and they were just students. If I had grown up with the things you have now; the opportunities and resources that you take for granted, I would be miles ahead! [Pooh] Is it raining in there? Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic. Humiliating! After I fell, I was in a coma for two weeks. Well, well, Pooh too! Pauses.) Ive been thinking a lot about the double helix and how it reminds me of sacred geometry. There were tons of people waiting in line after me. (turns to the friend) Youre dead to me! Everyone looked at us like we were crazy. This document is intended for educational purposes. Genre: Dramatic. Second Place Winner! We are what you would call a lifestyle brand. Howd I wind up here? Not even GoodLife can save him. Dont even get me started with the trial. (Girl dramatically cries) What?! Which means that I will be slaving away filling up the yard debris bin and the recycling container and dragging all the bins to the curb. (Pause.) I remember that day, I decided Id go the library and work on homework during lunch, since I didnt really have anywhere else to go, but I had only in there for about ten minutes when I heard this loud noise coming from out in the halls. With people skating, skiing, sledding, having fun in the snow, making snowmen, feeding penguins! I just want to say to them, Look you little two-timing molded fruit cakes, I am NOT obsessed with celebrities! The truth is, I only in love with ONE! Shed been yelling at me almost every day for the littlest things too. I will, and already do miss her so much. Im where? He is my first real friend since I lost you May. Look, I know there is a lot of evidence pointing towards me, but you have to believe me. Sean? To be honest, you guys are just reopening those wounds. My family has limited me to an hour on the computer a day, and thats definitely not okay. I think thats what its called when you are sad all the time. I just want to go home, man. This paper that will destroy my GPA. Thats for them to ask you, just shut up and sit down, you silly human being. Come and visit the set, Bob says, See how weve brought your story to life. Well, I walk in and theres sand everywhere and it looks like a holiday brochure for Tunisia. Third Place Winner! Milne repeats the pronoun I in the next lines as Eeyore tries to get his words together and say good-bye to Christopher properly. The sessions almost over? They call it fractal. A few more feet and I would have died. Oh heck, Im just going to press all of them. This is the biggest day of my life and Ive been talking about fo- for- FOR LIKE FOREVER, or at least since I was able to talk and watch TV. Why would I promise anything to a flag. Thatll make us both feel better. Alright class! Piglet: Eeyore, Can we-I mean, how should we you think if we----. I love a guy in uniform. THIS IS MY PUNISHMENT FOR SKIPPING THAT ONE LACROSSE PRACTICE-what?! She is talking to herself about all the things on her mind. One night, I woke up in the middle of the night and went to the kitchen to get a glass of water. He often pleads with me to trust him and whatever, but that always leads to arguments. I sure will! Pooh: Many happy returns of Eeyore's birthday, Owl! Then I thought, maybe it was a sign, a sign that no one cares or that Im not important enough, that Im worthless, irrelevant. Why didnt he? I'm glad we thought of it Pooh, Pooh? I dont have time for a social life. In the hospital, they told me that I had been struck by lightning. He can tell ya theres lots a reasons. Oh no no no, the cost, the charge in money? We have barely been here for a year and you wanna give up now? I dont tell people theyre pretty when they are. Were gonna go boating next summer. T I double Ga eR. Not taking in music or colors or flavors, but folding the same damn thing again and again. There were women screaming for their children. (Sits down, opens book and begins reading.) A chin-dimple I was insecure about when I was younger. Its hard for me, you know? How about this armchair here, the green velvet really compliments your eyes I remember the days when my eyes were that bright You look a little nervous dear. Wolves Fixtures On Bt Sport, My eyes are open nowto the richnessand also the impermanence of life. Im in the lobby practicing while I wait. Everything is going as planned. They were never accurate anyway. I met someone. [Rabbit] Pooh? (Pause) I refuse because I cant make out what new places the eyes of others are staring at. Looks at flashcard again and starts pacing.) Well, not really buried. Why? This original Pooh Bear was a first birthday gift for A.A. Milne's son Christopher Robin in 1921. I learned my lesson last week. Its so hard to find good help these days. (looks in the rearview mirror, scared, and then yells in frustration) Oh no. Genre: Comedic. Hes He has to be. Im a liar. Its being drowned in a bathtub because Pedro was asked to give me a bath instead of playing soccer with his buddies down the street. Why dont you just call the police then? I was freaking out. My parents always liked their drugs better than they liked me. They are telling their friend who wants to help what they feel and why they still; continue to use drugs. (brightened with a new idea, excited) Oh, did I tell you about the penguins? They werent just any fair-well letters though. I remember seeing stars. Im driving my dads truck. For the first few nights I slept rough. Im scared the appropriate amount at horrors, and Im thrilled the appropriate amount at thrillers. We need you. TURN. I began to tear up, and you just opened your eyes and smiled. (Pause.) Say goodbye to your children.(He grins and starts playing the flute again.). Seattle Metropolitan Hockey League, It was the course of governments that led to the most destructive weapon ever conceived, but it was the people who paid the price. Claudia: (Yelling) Im not going to tell the police what happened Jayla! Or a skating rink! Its kind of a big thing, so Im gonna need you to keep it quiet. Wed probably run into some college kids playing basketball, and Id definitely get hit with the ball. You know I have bipolar. And not just because hes just a head, I mean (Talking to self.) I dont mean to eavesdrop on you, but the walls are so thin. If it wasnt for me, then you people would have gotten a horrible plague that would have killed almost everyone. At first I just thought it was a sick senior prank or something, since it was pretty close to the end of the year, so I just disregarded all the commotion but then I heard Ms. Neilson shouting for everyone to get under the tables. By: Lauren B., North Carolina, USA, Age 12 Gender: Male Genre: Comedic Description: Rudolphs brother tells him not to forget where he is from. Okay, that doesnt sound that bad, but my door is closed at night. Thats when I learned to be social; To appreciate my friends and family. Im 32. Finds a candle. But its not like I need one. Really different. (beat) Stop saying Im the bad guy! This is the most heart-wrenching feeling in the world I can feel all my happiness fall into the black pit that lives inside. His Wikipedia page is half that many pages, and that has pictures and headings and stuff! The young ones aint no real trouble. That feels right to me. (Pop!). Third Place Winner! (Pause.) I looked out the window and saw a man getting shot, blood ran down his neck as he fell. We met Jessica there, and we were having fun shopping until we went to a really expensive store to try things on for fun and I accidentally tore a dress I was trying on. Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff But what do I say? No, Periodthe meeting is not over. By: Jeremiah Reid, Age 16, North Carolina, USA Description: A person who takes things a little too literally gets quite upset when their date orders shrimp fried rice. We were looking at the tall sign outside, the one where you could rearrange the letters to spell what you like. Oh, no I think theyre ripping through the sheets I put over the skyligh! He calls them big ideas. If he brings one up, its best to just agree with him, no matter how absurd it sounds. Rabbit: (yawns) I think we should all be going. Eeyore is an old donkey who is extremely cute but always sad. You thought the cheating would stop after I went to college? (Anya turns to a random employee) HEY YOU, yeah you right there. A journalist. I wrote a monologue! It's good to meet you. I didnt dare give up even a single ticket. About five jumped onto me and attacked me. (CRASH). Christopher Robin: Of course you are, silly old bear. So, the stages go like this: Sit and stare at the wall, eat and get bigger, and binge watch my favorite shows on Netflix. In the midst of chaos, there was a moment where it felt like time had slowed down, and I got a chance to look at his eyes. First Place Winner! I thought to myself, how can this morning get any worse? When I saw him I was surprised by how young he was so I said. There are so many things to be afraid of. Its not my fault the principal left her purse on her desk granted the door was locked. Now, we just have meaningless conversations full of nothing. Well I say now, someone has, Pooh, did you do that? There's Rabbit and Piglet and there's Owl, but most of all Winnie the Pooh. I mean the world would be better without them, right? Seriously, yours puts mine to shame. It was irresponsible. Oh-My-God, OH MY GOD! Look at those beady little eyes and that preposterous chin and those ricky tickin striped pajamas. It is from Eeyores perspective that the speaker is talking. This is our first, of many weekly meetings. We miss and love you so much. (The lights come back on!) [Narrator] Owl talked from page 41 to page 62, and on page 62 the blustery day turned into a blustery night. I gotta be 16, and thats in seven months. I only called him Sticky Ricky when I was angry with him. You took care of her didnt you? Oh, just look at him, with that smile that melts me. Some versions also include "Unbouncing Tigger". Perhaps some cookie dough ice cream could help me think? Peach isnt the only skin colour to exist, or maybe people just say its skin colour, because they think its the only one that looks good on their drawings. But its a snail. Youll find out mighty quick that Im a force to be reckoned with. (Reacting to yelling.) Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff Were blood. Do you know how it makes a little girl feel to see her parents fade away? I got somethings off my chest at least. Id toss and turn all night, afraid that one day it would take me! That little Americana she must have perfect skin. I could be playing Marco Polo with my sister in the evening, still doused in chlorine from the days practice. Anyway, back to the seasons. (picks up phone) Hello Mr. Sanchez? A sweet introduction to adulthood and the United States Healthcare system. Dear diary, A lot happened today, so get ready. Hes obsessed with colors and well, if you show up one day wearing a color he doesnt like, that puts him in a foul mood all day. I was better than everyone else and that is how I like it. I'm the only one Why am I here? I used all my strength to save her. I could tell my mother was disappointed. The Emperor's New Groove. You cant live a life, if youre not willing to live it. I shut my eyes tight and just kept hoping everything would just go away. Apparently, Im not the only one who likes to gamble though. I know you said to stay strong and to take care of the family for you, but it is hard. Theres no way to get them off there. Good morning. Judging by the way both of these people acted, I think that they had some secret connection. Fine. Again? This blimp will allow me to fly through the clouds and collect samples. His door is over here. By: Kara Smith, Age 14, North Carolina, USA Description: A student is asked to imagine their perfect day. (Puts aside the box of chocolates and continues on down the aisles.) What did I do today? Eeyore shook himself, and asked somebody to explain to Piglet what happened when you had been inside a river for quite a long time. So, I gave up. Who would not want to have a penguin at home? Some days you think you look nice and no one says anything. Life's a bitch as everyone knows but don't just stand there. 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