The Little Rascals! War has made me very paranoid! Handicapped Man. Major Payne: [After being discharged from the Marines] It's been two whole weeks since I killed me a man. Gotta maintain discipline; gotta keep up my strength! It's bad for our chug. how do you top a comeback like this? I was told you were away on an important assignment. Wellington Academy and Madison Academy. "Major Payne" Scripts.com. Alex Stone: Because you are the one with the biggest tits! I don't wanna wake him up! YOU'LL BNEVER TAKE MAJOR VINCENT WINIFRED PAYNE ALIVE!!!! (in thier faces) "NO, NO,NO!!! Weve curated 20 quotes from superhero movies to inspire your inner power. Check them out! I think maybe" *prays* "Please?" ive seen that part like ten times frekin hilarious. Do you know why you're here? Major Payne: [Facing closet] He in there? Tagged: Major PayneThe little engine that could, Previous post As of 0800, I am replacing Major Frankfurt as your commanding officer. You want sympathy, you look in the dictionary between spit and syphilis! " Major Payne, "Do you really think this is the best way to gain the respect and admiration of these young men?" Web. ", Grumpella: *Gets in his face* "There won't! What beanstalk you fall from? ), Tillie: *hooks up to Pete* "C'mon, Pete!" You terminate his command? Moreover, participants described that the opportunities for advancement could be very. Maybe no one's responsible. ", Georgia: "Yes, sir!" ), Pete: "Careful, kid. (He screeches as he is blown away by the wind. We're trying to talk! There was a little engine that could. ), Eagle: "You're too little! 18 Jan. 2023. Do you understand sign language? At first, all seems safe. ", Rollo: "Well, I ,eh, eh" *sees Grumpella with an annoyed look* "Yeah! MAJOR PAYNE "Little Engine That Could" Clip (1995) JoBlo Movie Clips. The book closes itself on the front cover.). Now, we've got a miniature choo-choo who thinks she can pull us! Nike is legendary, both as a brand and in its marketing. We spur new thoughts with our quotes or remind readers to revisit old ones. Book Synopsis . (folds her arms) "But, who's going to pull us? Soon she came to a second big steam engine standing on a side track. Choo, choo! After motioning him to use the phone handle on his prison side the two face each other.]. Cadets: Got to earn my right to be called a man. (Rollo hears a horn in the distance.) Dean Lorey (born November 17, 1967) is an American writer whose projects include movies such as Major Payne and Animal Crackers, and television shows which include My Wife and Kids, Arrested Development, The Crazy Ones, Those Who Can't, Powerless and iZombie. Major Payne: From now on, my little group of shaved scrotum sacks, you will walk like me, talk like me, eat like me, and until you win those games, you will be BALD like me. Payne is a killin' machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield. Emily Walburn, "He in there? ", Farnsworth: "And what would you know about it? Made by movie fans, for movie fans. ", Eric: "It'll come. What about YOU, brown nose? The Little Engine That Could. Don't all run at once. There's nobody left. DIE PIG DIE! Everyone loves The Little Engine That Could, that classic tale of the determined little engine that, despite its size, triumphantly pulls a train full of toys to the waiting children on the other side of a mountain. Major Payne: You're still a sh*t sandwich you're just not a soggy one. Dean Lorey (born November 17, 1967) is an American writer whose projects include movies such as Major Payne and Animal Crackers, and television shows which include My Wife and Kids, Arrested Development, The Crazy Ones, Those Who Can't, Powerless and iZombie. '" Major Payne, "Come on, he can't do this, leave him alone. I AM NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHER! Major Payne: Go on back to your bunk, son. Rollo and Jeepers hold onto each other for dear life. (blows her whistle loudly to wake him up), Chip: "YOW!" ", Tillie: *pulling Farnsworth out* "Oh that's silly, Farnsworth. ", Pete: "Yeah, yeah. ", Rollo: "Uh it is my honor to say that is, I'm pleased to announce that it is time that we should uh", (As he performs his speech, a gang of baker mice run across the floor to one of the cars of the Birthday Train, as they carry Eric's birthday cake. Script error: No such module "Message box". WHAT? Break it on down! !..Hey AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa!Heeeeey. ", Rollo: [singing]"If you will just believe it's true,, There's not a mountain that you can't climb,, There's not a river you can't make it over,, There's no tomorrow that you can't find if you try,. November! Fact is, honey, I wouldn't mind if you were pullin' a train for me. Major Payne: Want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off that arm? Even worse: Emily (who is also the guidance counselor) says she'd like to talk to Payne about his story. ", Major Payne: If you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between sh*t and Syphis. ", Perky: "Well, he's not the only engine in the world. It is now up to you and the seven passengers left to decide who killed the eighth. ", Rollo: "Oh, eh, sure." All of a sudden CHARLIE WAS ALL OVER THE PLACE! ), Mountain Cave: (demonically) "Too little. I figure if the Marines wanted me to have a wife, they would've issued me one." Well, you may not be a fan of tough love, but this guy is. ), (They hear Jebediah braking to a stop and then wheezing, with their ears cringing at the sound. Major Payne: Hey Corporal. Quitters never, uh Well, they-they don't win! You'll get your chance. He's looking for a few good menor at least a few guys old enough to shave. Two! Bubba come crawlin out the back door, legs missing, looked at me and said "payne, I can't feel my legs." What? Major Payne: Move it, turds! ", Tillie: *Doing a bad impersonation of Jebediah* "I'm on my way, Tower. "Major Payne" Scripts.com. ), Tillie: *Hooks up to Farnsworth* "C'mon, Farnsworth! *heaves him faster, taking Pete by surprise*, Chip: *flapping in the air* "Boy, Tillie's sure fired up this morning! November! The Little Engine That Could Once upon a time, deep, deep in the jungle, there was a little engine that could. Whiskey! Wayans plays the role as if killing and warfare were the only joys in life, and when he finds himself cast adrift without a military commission, a scene that directly parodies Apocalypse Now lets you know that Wayans (who cowrote the script) is going to bring something new to this routine scenario. Wasn't until Charley rigged the bridge with plastic explosives. ), Grumpella: *to Rollo* "Well, I told ya there wouldn't be any engines to pull us! [Stone and Williams look at Major Payne. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. The Little Engine that could, Told by Major Payne. Ananthropomorphic switch tower, the boss of the railroad, wakes up peacefully. ", Rollo: "I know, how 'bout if we just signal for help? I said "they aint there." Lieutenant, "What the hell was that, you little freckle face cartoon? From this moment, you are no longer turds. Georgia is surprised. " Major Payne, "Chooga chooga chooga chooga, chooga chooga chooga chooga, toot toot! The camera moves to the mountain. Problem is I got nothin' to scratch. I suggest we get this party started. What are the boys doing in those dresses? Can you read lips? Emily: Major! ", (The camera pans up to show Jebediah returning back with his empty milk train. Killin'is my business, ladies, and business is good! Major Payne: Used to be Samson, now I'm Ann. Emily:[angry] I thought we had a little talk about this kind of negative re-enforcement. (Peteblowssteam at him, leaving Rollo soaking wet, and his pants filled with water.) Do not attempt to valid my authority! ", Rollo: (stutters) "Well, I, eh, well, she, uh, we eh, we eh", Grumpella: "Ohhh, what this clown's trying to tell you is, that our engine has broken down, and the boys and girls on the other side of the mountain won't have any toys to play with, or good food to eat unless you help us! ", Eric: "It will come! 1/16/2014. ), (Meanwhile, the storm continues right outside Eric's house, waking Eric out of bed in his room. he was chuggin his way across the enemy line. No siree bob. "Come on, guys. Three! "Unity", turds; that is the key word in "unit", without the "Y"! Emily: Excuse me, what did you say? Major Payne: Killing is my business, and business is GOOOOOOOD! Major Payne's Bedtime Story. You'll never make it through the storm! This little engines' mission was to take some AK-47's and a nuclear payload, over the mountain to the 2063 Battalion. It is a great read for anyone interested in fresh adaptations of classic Greek literature. Major Payne: You eye me one more time I'll snatch it out and put it in Heathcoat's cookie bag! I especially loved the part where he killed the boogieman in the closet with his sidearm. 32 pages. " Major Payne, "Why do I have to wear the dress? STANDS4 LLC, 2023. The Little Engine That Could Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. ", (The camera fades in on Rollo calling out to Georgia. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst. Ships from Colorado Springs, CO. Pee-Body?" | Source: Amodays, "Oh, that's my little incentive program. I can do it! General Decker: Listen, I've made some calls and I have an assignment for you. it just works without effort. It's a free online image maker that lets you add custom resizable text, images, and much more to templates. https://www.scripts.com/script/major_payne_13204. ), Big Wolf: "Turn back! ), Grumpella: (impatiently) "Oh, come on! Assembly instructions for the UP Challenger . Who's responsible? Major Payne: 'Cause we feel good in a dress. Boy I'm 2 seconds from being on you like white on rice on a paper plate with a glass of milk in the snow storm. But after being honorably discharged from the Marines due to a lack of wars, Payne, the natural-born killer, has absolutely no idea how to cope in everyday civilian life. " Cadet Kevin Dunn, "What, boy? ", Grumpella: (complaining) "I knew it, I knew it! skills and 50% of technical skills" (P08). A clip of one my favorite parts the movie "major payne" main character, major payne (played by imdb page. *sees two giraffes* "They'll never fit in there! ", Tillie: (proudly) "Yes, I did it. GET USED TO HEARING THAT WORD! Surely there must be somebody left who needs some killing, or some killing done for them. " General Decker, "I don't like it. Maj. Benson Payne (Damon Wayans) lives, breathes and sleeps war. Cadet Alex Stone, "I guess I just had that one a coming. Major payne classic damon wayans at his best. Major Payne: One! I hope I can. Major Payne: I tell you, ladies; you're the prettiest unit ever under my command! More snow and rocks fall past the train. I was told you were away on an important assignment." troop into shape (they've come in. "See? Major Payne: You nasty little worm. Emily Walburn, "Negative. Shit I was just watching that last night lol. Wasnt until Charlie rigged the bridge with plastic explosive as the little engine was making his way across the tressel. "Negative. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. ", Jebediah: (politely) "Uh, excuse me, please. ", (The giraffes prove her wrong as they pull their necks down, walk in the car, and stretch their necks up through the sun roof. Birthday train full of toys? Is that OK with you Col.? ", Georgia: "Oh, happy day! I said hold it, or I'll break it off and kick it around on the ground. I recorded it with comcast digital box thingy. " Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "Aw, phooey! You and that dumb train. Sometimes, life happens, and it may be difficult to reckon with hope. *rushes in the shed to a green locomotive with a white plus sign on his side and black and yellow stripes on his front cab and has a silver bell* "Doc, Doc! ), (Just then, she sees a snow-covered train tunnel in the form of a scary monster. https://www.scripts.com/script/major_payne_13204. How about the Little Engine That Could!" you don't need to try to show people what an asshole you are. ", (Shift to: Train yard. | Source: Amodays, "Sorry, Major. (She leaves to collect the Birthday Train. "With a very important printing press over the mountain." Major Payne: Now you might feel a little pressure. Look at them, these animals are so pathetic that even their own commander didn't even show up." I can barely do it. ", (Cut to: The yard, where the smoke is close enough for Chip to notice.). You're just not a soggy one. Major Payne: Got no worries, got no stress. I have eight weeks to turn you gaggling maggots into a well-disciplined unit." Payne addresses the boys.]. Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne! Let's go! Major Payne (1995) clip with quote there was a little engine that could. Just like the limitless potential of fire, we have the potential to either be constructive or self-destructive. Major Payne: Maybe what he need is for you to pop your titty out his mouth and let the boy grow up. Emily walks out of the Madison tent as he walks over to the stand to be with the Madison Cadets]. He walks to the windowsill and looks at the mountain ahead. more, All Dean Lorey scripts | Dean Lorey Scripts. | Source: Amodays, "He makes us squat when we piss. | Source: Amodays, "My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne! Colonel Braggart, "Major Payne just terminated that bad man with extreme prejudice!" Relax, it's just a dummy grenade." ", (Georgia takes off, which causes Rollo to fall and land in the coal car. See full summary Major Payne: Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. Major Payne: I didn't stutter, I said pop-your-titty-out-his-mouth AND STOP BABYING HIM. Tower (The Little Engine That Could 1991), Little Engine That Could movie characters. I know it will! My finger, my finger! Too little!" Major Payne: Know this, pukes: We are going to win the Virginia Military Games this year! ", Rollo: "I didn't think he was the right one for us anyway." ), Eric: *smiles* "About the little engine and the toys it brings! ", (She blows her whistle triumphantly, as the last page shows all Eric's friends running up to the train and meeting the toys for the first time. Now, we will never go! Colonel Braggart, "Because he's six? The giraffes stick their heads out of the snow, and Rollo and Jeepers wake up. Major Payne Little Engine That Could Scene Play Download. Major Payne, "From my heart, left ventricle; took it out myself with a field knife." Nine original empty Lionel boxes in varying conditions. Perky feels the shock of the impact, and Tillie is forced to chug faster to get the Birthday Train out of here, but she feels the weight pull her backwards. ), Tillie: *looks at Georgia with a tear streaming down from her right eye* "I hope I can. ", Rollo:"When pandemonium is all around", Missy: [singing]"That's when you find out what it is you're made of. Major Payne: From now on, you will not eat, sleep, blow your nose or dig in your butts without my say! Perky is forced to jump into the next car, as Handy Pandy grabs his friend's trunk. And winners, they never quit! " Major Payne, "Excuse me, what did you say? We are going to win the Virginia Military Games this year! Do-not-a-tempt-to-chall-enge but authority. , There's no tomorrow that we can't find if we try!, (The train crosses a bridge and arrives in the village. Well, where did you get it? (Chip nods again, as Tillie clears her throat and turns to Tower.) You terminate his command? You're too little." His best work, including the "Men on Film" segments of "In Living Color," depend on outrageous behavior, and as Major Payne he is plenty outrageous. Be back in a flash." I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can! I figure if the marines wanted me to have a wife, they'd of issued me one. 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