One? FIONA: It'll take that long? (the dragon roars) I mean white, sparkling teeth! Fiona stares at her wedding cake, pushing down a figure of Farquaad to show his actual height. Shrek yelps and jumps away. SHREK: Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead. Nobody! FIONA: You just tell her she's not your true love. SHREK: It's on my to-do list, now come on! Guards! GINGY: No, no, not the buttons. Shrek yanks on the door handle only for it to snap off. Shrek changed the animation game forever (and if you're doubting its prestige, tell us why it premiered at Cannes!). The Mirror reluctantly rewinds and begins to play again from the beginning, displaying the image of Fiona waiting in her tower. Nobody move! FIONA: Stop it. You know, with you it's always "me, me, me!" Hang on now. I heard enough last night. SHREK: Yeah I know you talked to her last night. You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings. Go on this quest for me, and I'll give you your swamp back. DONKEY: Yes, my half. That's my tail! DONKEY: Oh, wow! You're not coming home with me. BISHOP: People of Duloc, we gather here today to bear witness to the union. Fiona glances nervously at the window, noticing the sun slowly dropping toward the horizon. Fiona's mood changes and she sits up to abruptly face the sunset. I mean, after all, you did rescue me. Shrek angrily fights back and knocks out a few of the guards, but they are able to subdue him through sheer numbers. Donkey: Yes, roomie? Donkey looks confused, the joke is once again lost on him. I'm the stair master. Shrek manages to pulls his arm free and he whistles loudly. Shrek laughs as the men drop their torches and pitchforks and run away as fast they can. I don't have time for this. Shrek walks in another direction. You don't have to waste good manners on the ogre. I'll never be stubborn again. It's no wonder why movie fans won't let go of the idea of Shrek 5. FIONA: Well(laughs) when one lives alone, uh, one has to learn these things in case there's athere's an arrow in your butt! The dragon now focuses its attention on Donkey, breathing fire at him and forcing him onto a stone bridge. FIONA: My only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my true love. (Suggestively raises his eyebrows). FIONA: You're -- you're wonderful. SHREK: Oh, hey! This is really good. SHREK: Good question. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bed's taken. It just needs a few homey touches. MIRROR: Well, technically you're not a king. SHREK: I don't care what everyone likes. Whoa! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? Fiona looks at Donkey, cloaked in shadows, from up above on a platform. The guard offers Fiona assistance, but she looks up onto the saddle on her own. You're trying to give them a hint and they won't leave. A bright fire shines on the screen and Farquaad covers his eyes. SHREK: Look. My swamp! FIONA: "By night one way, by day another. Just look at that sunset. I didn't invite them. Thelonius stands nearby, golding a pillow on which rests the two wedding rings. DONKEY: I don't get it. DONKEY: (looks all the way up at Shrek) Uhreally tall? Shrek turns and removes what little armor is still left attached to him. Shrek brings the knight over to Donkey, who leans on the ropes and headbutts the knight. DONKEY: (trailing after Shrek) Oh, you both have layers. No one answers. Shrek! Oh. SHREK: Princess, I-- Uh, how's it going, first of all? Three? DONKEY: I just know before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. FIONA: Well, maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them. (to Donkey) You! There are little wooden people inside and they begin to sing. Donkey trots over to Shrek as he kneels by the fire and fiddles with one of the spits. SHREK: For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think. Shrek turns, takes note of the princess and walks across the room over to her. That's Duloc. DONKEY: What are you talking about? FIONA: Put me down, or you will suffer the consequences! She roars again and Shrek and Donkey take off running. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower. Not by some ogre and hihihis pet. As they continue to talk Fiona keeps grabbing after the arrow as Shrek dodges her attempts. The music winds up and then the box doors open up. Shrek, still standing nearby with his back turned, is hurt by the comment. Fiona and Farquaad are standing at the altar as the priest conducts the ceremony. DONKEY: Oh, well, I guess that's cool. And don't look down. SHREK: Oh! Shrek arrives back home. Look, it's not that bad. DONKEY: All right, that's what I like to hear, man. I'm okay. What's he like? I used to be afraid of the dark, too, until -- Hey, no, wait. Help me! Fiona gets up and sets the eggs down in front of them. This is all my fault. Hapaya! 3. Guards! Donkey looks scared of Shrek for a moment, but he quickly hides behind him after seeing that the guards have caught up to him. But you can become one. More dwarves run inside the house and shut the door behind them. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. A clever amalgamation of wry adult comedy and bucolic, kid-friendly whimsy, it put a twist on the fairytale format with outrageous trope-smashing characters, a catchy soundtrack . The old woman steps up to the table. FARQUAAD: Princess Fiona, beautiful, fair, flawless Fiona. the entire bee movie script. Shrek chuckles, revealing himself to be standing behind the mob. She lays back down and pretends to be asleep, clutching the bouquet to her breast. Fiona sits down determinedly on a nearby rock. ButSHHHHHH. Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? Fiona smacks Shrek on the back of the head and screams in frustration. SHREK: Wait a second. Come on, give it up for Snow White! That's right, fool! The skeleton head falls off and Donkey gasps. Fiona quickly rips the arrow out of Shrek's butt with one great pull. You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. DONKEY: (singing) "Then you got to, got to try a little tenderness". (Shrek slams the door, shutting Donkey outside) I mean, I do like the outdoors. DONKEY: Princess? Later that night Shrek and Donkey are sitting around a campfire. SHREK: Hi, everyone. A group of birds flocks out the top of the roof, startling Donkey. SHREK: Oh, really? A group of birds drapes a cloak made of flowers around Shrek's shoulders, much to his annoyance. They gaze into each other's eyes longingly. FIONA: But there's.robbers in the woods. Now, if you two are such good friends, why don't you follow her home?! I ain't playing no games. DONKEY: But Shrek, I-- I wanna go with you. (Moving Donkey's lips) I can talk. Nothing seems to be wrong with Donkey. I wanted to show you before. FARQUAAD: Really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding Shrek initially seems taken aback by Lord Farquaad's harsh comment, but he quickly brushes it off and turns his attention towards Fiona. SHREK: So, that must be Lord Farquaad's castle. SHREK: Yeah, well, maybe you're right, princess. VILLAGER 1: Back! As the bishop talks we see Donkey through one of the windows as Shrek tosses him up so he can see. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. Please! Keep your legs elevated! 75 - "INTRO TO BARRY" INT. What are you doing? FIONA: I tell him, I tell him not. 65m. It is fucking amazing he does some rest I supposed, but he doesn't go down one bit, and he screams really really loud. People of Duloc! DONKEY: All right, all right. (drinks the mug in one gulp) Come on! Shrek lets go of the chain and the chandelier falls onto her head, which acts as a collar around her neck. Behind a broken wall, a giant eye opens to see an unaware Donkey. As Shrek and Donkey walk down the tunnel to get into the arena, Donkey hums the Duloc theme song. SHREK: We? Yes, that's it. DONKEY: Oh y'know I'd, I'd really love to stay, but -- (Dragon tugs at Donkey's tail with her mouth). Shrek and Fiona ride away in their carriage. The church is packed with citizens. Look, I'm not gonna eat you. DONKEY: Shrek? Both Donkey and Shrek's ears lower, taken aback by her outburst. Scared Shrekless. (laughs). DONKEY: There's a line, there's a line you gotta wait for. I said I like it FIONA: Good morning. He gestures at the skeleton of a knight laying against the wall, a charred outline of a man burned into the stone behind it. FARQUAAD: That champion shall have the honor-- no, no -- the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona from the fiery keep of the dragon. There is no such thing as a "Shrek script google doc." Shrek is a 2001 American computer-animated fantasy film loosely based on the 1990 fairy tale picture book of the same name by William Steig. DONKEY: What did you do with the princess?! SoWhen an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush. Shrek groans as he gets up off the floor and brushes debris off himself. FARQUAAD: Kill him if you have to--but get him! Oh, no, no. I'm too young for you to die! I swear! (The pixie dust's effects begin to wear off) Uh-oh. SHREK: So, um, what did Fiona say about me? That's what all the other knights did! Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. FIONA: It only happens when sun goes down. Mirror, mirror on the wall, is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all? Dragon roars, causing most of the guards to away in fear. I can change. DONKEY: Oh, you leave them in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs. For a moment they stare into each other's eyes. Hmm? There's no time. SHREK: Princess, I was sent to rescue you by Lord Farquaad, okay? MONSIEUR HOOD: Please, monster! I love it! SHREK: Well, yeah. Gasps are heard all around. SHREK: (to Donkey) I thought I told you to stay outside! They are chased by Dragon through a large hall, her chain looping itself around multiple stone pillars as Shrek zigzags around them. She said I was ugly! A knight comes from behind Shrek with his spear ready to attack. He gets sprinkled with fairy dust and starts floating upwards. Don't you see, Donkey? SHREK: (holds up a mug of beer) Can't we just settle this over a pint? We must be getting close. (he holds out his onion). OLD WOMAN: Oh, go ahead, little fella. He goes outside to investigate, and sees Donkey assembling a line of branches and small rocks. Fiona screams in terror as Dragon flies over the boiling lava to get them. FIONA: I need to find somewhere to camp-now! Shrek looks back at the laughing crowd and then down at the floor, dejected. The book opens and a voice begins reading its text: SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. That is a nice boulder. FIONA: I am (smiling) awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me. Who's hiding them? He rushes down the tower's staircase with Fiona in tow and grabs a torch. I mean, really, who can ever love a beast so hideous and ugly? You know, "Grab your torch and pitchforks." (Smiles). (bounces the bridge again), SHREK: Yes? SHREK: What? I won't tell him. The Captain of the Duloc Guards sits at a table paying a line of people their rewards for turning in the fairytale creatures. FIONA: But I thought that wouldn't matter to you. Shrek: [Whispers] This is the part where you run away. No, no! -This little wooden puppet. Ogres have layers! -What have you got? I can't breathe. The Three Bears (minus Mama Bear) sit around the fire, the Pied Piper is playing his pipe and the rats are all running to him, some elves are directing flight traffic so that the fairies and witches can landetc. (awkward silence) Can I stay with you? SHREK: Oh, no. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. DONKEY: Slow down. lionel richie lytham st annes. I guess I am just a big, stupidugly ogre. She screams and lands on a sack of flour, launching a cloud of flour into the air. MONSIEUR HOOD: I steal from the rich and give to the needy. SHREK: Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location. Man those guards! DONKEY: But, uh, I don't have any friends. In a field, Shrek swats away at a swarm of flies following him. Fiona grabs a nearby spiderweb from a tree branch and runs through the field, swinging it around to catch the bugs. FARQUAAD: This hocus-pocus alters nothing! FARQUAAD: Oh! What a load of -. All right then. Her expression changes from confusion to horror as Monsieur Hood sings the last line: MONSIEUR HOOD: I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart, keep your eyes on me, boys 'cause I'm about to start Fiona swings down from the tree limb and kicks Monsieur Hood in the head, knocking him unconscious. Bring it in! Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona! DONKEY: "I can't wait to get on the road again. They begin to sing along with Monsieur Hood. FARQUAAD: Then what are you waiting for? Princess, I've brought you a little something. It was directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson in their directorial debuts, and features the voices of Mike Myers . Shrek brushes the cloak onto the floor, while the birds come back to place a wreath of flowers on Donkey's head. 'Cause I told Shrek those rats was a bad idea. I'm a real boy. Look at my eye twitchin'. All is quiet and Fiona is nowhere to be seen. He sees several shadows moving and looks around. No! FIONA: It's a spell. After opening at No. The exit's over there! Shrek puts his entire hand over Fiona's face, stopping her in her tracks. FIONA: Lord Farquaad? There's something I want Fiona looks around for Shrek only to see Donkey sleeping. GINGY: Eat me! Hood brings Fiona's hand to his chest, and then carpets Fiona's arms with kisses as she pulls back in disgust. Wild applause erupts from the guards. Fiona tosses her bouquet which both Cinderella and Snow White try to catch. I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me, so I guess outside is best, you know. It's hideous! Bee Movie (Script) Lyrics According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. SHREK: Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming? This is the transcript for the 2001 film, Shrek. Of course! THE CAPTAIN: That's it. SHREK: Like that's ever gonna happen. SHREK: No. I'll cook all kind of stuff for you. Camp is definitely starting to sound good. You're all right. The first to climb out, Fiona gracefully slides down to the bottom of the volcano hill. Shrek terrifies the mob with a great frightening roar, his spit extinguishing all the remaining torches. Donkey dodges the guards as they try to grab him and runs deeper into the forest. Shrek climbs up the chain still slung around Dragon's neck. Not there! SHREK: Okay, fine. DONKEY: Man, you almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time(Shrek covers his mouth but Donkey continues to talk, so Shrek removes his hand.) Just go on in and tell her how you feel. FARQUAAD: I'm not the monster here, you are. FIONA: But we have to savor this moment! Fiona screams as Shrek suddenly smashes the door down with his shoulder, still holding onto her arm. A little later, Fiona is now frying the eggs over the campfire using a rock skillet. That was really scary. Three! Soft music plays in the background. The crowd gasps and one person faints. Dragon looks up at the chandelier hanging above them and gently lights its candles with her fire breath. Woo, look at that! SHREK: (laughs) I just--you know - - Oh, come on. I don't want to rush into a a physical relationship. SHREK: That! dropping the poster to the ground. Farquaad's room is is filled with items prepared for his wedding, including crowns and wedding outfits for him and Fiona. Fiona is put off by this exchange. FIONA: No, it's destiny. Now my patience has reached its end! SHREK: Okay, you two, head for the exit! They make their through the crowd. Shrek gets up on the ropes and interacts with the crowd, who have now begun to cheer for Shrek and Donkey. DONKEY: You're afraid of the dark, aren't you? Andhere they are! SHREK: No? Donkey jumps after them. Not my gumdrop buttons! THELONIUS: Three! MONSIEUR HOOD: Break it down. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only. Donkey might just flatter his way out of becoming dragon food. Then you showed up and bam! SHREK: I, um, I was wonderingare you(sighs) Are you gonna eat that? Shouldn't we stop to make camp? Elsewhere, Shrek spots a light in the window of a tower. DONKEY: (chuckes along nervously) Uh, Shrek? And Shrekwellyou got a lot in common. Blue flower, red thorns. Shrek picks up the last knight, spinning him over his head and then throwing him against the post of the wrestling ring. Turn! Oh! It's a little late for that, so if you'll excuse me--. - akahunahi Oct 10, 2018 at 4:41 2 For emotional support. He clears his throat and the table is lowered. DONKEY: Uh-uh! MIRROR: Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the land of fancy. SHREK: Oh you can't tell me you're afraid of heights. DONKEY: Uhhhh! In the center of the room, Dragon has Donkey wrapped up on her tail. Shrek the Third is an action-adventure video game based on the 2007 DreamWorks Animation animated film of the same name, developed by 7 Studios, Gameloft, Amaze Entertainment and Vicarious Visions. Donkey rips a flower off a nearby bush, which happens to be a blue flower with red thorns, and takes off running. Farquaad seems even more pleased, and everyone else claps this time. Did you do that? Download our FREE Shrek Script PDF so that you can see how Dreamworks structured their cultural phenomenon. Right? Shrek lightly tugs at the arrow but stops, wincing in pain. Nothing would make--. Stop it, both of you. A few minutes later, Shrek is rolling a large boulder away from the mouth of a cave. SHREK Not fast enough. See?! Fiona breaks away from Hood, who has his hand around her waist. Guard 3: Give me that! FIONA: I can't just marry whoever I want. Shrek walks off. . She's lifted up into the air and she hovers while the magic works around her. That's my personal tail. The Gingerbread Man is pulled out of the milk by Thelonious and is slammed down onto a cookie sheet. Donkey falls asleep by the fire outside. Shrek jump kicks a knight, and then body slams another. Shrek! SHREK: Yeah, sorry, lady. Shrek backs away and bumps into a tree stump. Shrek grabs Fiona once again and takes off running towards the direction of the dragon's roar. Shrek looks up and spots that the chain is jammed above him. (pushes the coffin away). The pair walk off into the night with Shrek's torch lighting the way. Dragon looks back at Donkey after him and Shrek climb off of her back. shrek script no spaces . Shrek grabs a sword lodged in the floor and sticks it through a link in the chain and deep into the floor. Shrek and Fiona give each happy looks, having made up an excuse to stall for time. They stop for a moment as Shrek figures out which direction to go. I'm a real boy. Shrek runs inside without catching Donkey, who hits the ground hard. Now I really see what's goin' on here. hey don't do that! DONKEY: Shrek, wait, wait! (holds up 2 fingers) Pick number three, my lord! DONKEY: Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet. Shrek wakes up, smells the foods, and takes note of Fiona. SHREK: You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you? You're not that ugly. As they reach the middle of the bridge the fire burns the bridge and it snaps in half. Shrek picks him up and throws him over his shoulder, and the three continue on their journey. DONKEY: Ha-ha-ha! Does anyone know the Heimlich?! She looks down at him with disgust, and then averts her attention to the window. There's no our. Dragon belches and Farquaad's crown flies out of her mouth and falls to the ground. No! Fiona makes eye contact with Shrek before he turns away. Shrek takes her by the shoulders and forcefully shakes her. Shrek, I'm gonna die. DONKEY: What makes you think she'll be there? Shrek and Fiona are both startled out of their moment. Now, tell me! SHREK: (Picking up pieces of armor) The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower. No! Three! Oh, good Lord. I got a great idea! The villager drops it. Nobody else! You are ugly. I'm makin' waffles. Shrek crashes through the roof of the tallest tower and into Fiona's room. You may remove your helmet, good Sir Knight. That's why I can't stay here with Shrek. Your future awaits you. (chuckles). Donkey hops up onto one of the larger beer barrels. DONKEY: Oh, this is another one of those onion things, isn't it? SHREK: And, uh, that one, that's Throwback, the only ogre to ever spit over three wheat fields. Three! In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now and get you all off my land and back where you came from! & MAN&3& Yeah,it'llgrindyourbonesforit'sb read.&& & Shreksneaks&up&behind&themand&laughs.& MONSIEUR HOOD: Oh! You're right. I'm notnot emotionally ready for a commitment of, uh, this, uh - - "magnitude" really is the word I'm looking for. The Dragon's Keep towered before them, a dilapidated castle, burned and blackened. Donkey looks suspiciously over at the large pile of firewood already piled up. Easy! Shrek, greatly annoyed, lifts his hand and snuffs out a little fire on the bed left behind by the Dronkeys. DONKEY: Ohh. DONKEY: I hope you heard that. Ha, ha! Fiona is now intently looking at Shrek, smiling. Fiona grabs Donkey's head and pulls it down to her. Lord Farquaad? The mirrors flips through each princesses' portrait. Shrek (Script) Lyrics SHREK Written by William Steig & Ted Elliott SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. That's another thing we have in common. You're comin' with me. DONKEY: Man, isn't this romantic? Onions have layers. FIONA: II don'tthere's something I have to tell you. FIONA: Well, yesbut I don't understand. The sun is just about to set. DONKEY: Stairs? Come on. Suddenly Dragon, with Donkey atop her head, crashes through a large window behind him. I would'st look upon the face of my rescuer. Those stairs won't know which way they're goin'. (looks down and yelps) I don't have any toes! Don't let them do this! OLD WOMAN: No, no, he talks! Well was it something you ate? They mount it on the wall and the Captain removes the sheet. DONKEY: Okay, okay, I see it now. FARQUAAD: Uh, Thelonius. and his breath extinguishes all the . Suddenly it was all clear to Donkey. Shrek jumps off the balcony, grabbing a chain connected to the chandelier. The dragon pauses, looks at him inquisitively, and then smiles. Fiona, Farquaad, and his guards set off towards Duloc. The Three Good Fairies hide inside a tent. Could we just skip ahead to the "I do's"? Keep on moving. Parfaits. SHREK: Look princess you're not making my job any easier. With Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Julie Andrews. SHREK: No, no! At night they gather their torches and pitchforks and enter the swamp, trampling over Shrek's warning signs. Everyone knows what happens when you find your Shrek cuts her off with a deliberate, bouncing readjustment. He bends down over Fiona and she puckers her lips. They hang onto the bridge as they are swung to the other side. Please welcomeCinderella! Shrek uses the ropes to launch himself at two knights, knocking them over with his arms. (Looks at Shrek's "keep out" signs) I guess you don't entertain much, do you? You're just jealous that you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad. FIONA: I pray that you take this favour as a token of my gratitude. I like that boulder. I wish I had a step right here. Fiona goes inside the windmill, gives Shrek a look, and closes the door. In three Halloween tales, Shrek and his friends tell scary stories, Ginormica and the Monsters fight mutant alien pumpkins, and Shrek battles a ghost. Calm down. I was talkin' to you. GET THE PDF. FIONA: The battle is won. Taken aback, Shrek drops Donkey and begins walking after Fiona. DONKEY: (To his owner) Please, don't turn me in. All of you, move it! Uhmm how do you like your eggs? SHREK: Yeah, right before they burst into flames! The voice laughs. DONKEY: Hey, that's what friends are for, right? Who knows where this "Farquaad" guy is? Y'know cause I'm on the road a lot, but I just love receiving cards to read --. Is that about right? I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out. FIONA: A door. She hurries over to him. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. SHREK: Hey! This one's full. You don't need to fear harsh winters when you have central air. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. SHREK: Wait a second. They never last, do they? DONKEY: Cool. The crowd gasps and goes silent. No one must ever know. Butthy deed is great, and thine heart is pure. You can guess what he's famous for. Take a look at me. (Donkey stays silent). DONKEY: Mmm, yeah, you know I like it like that. That's my princess! Back! I heard the two of you talking. You cut me real deep just now. Bouncy gameshow music begins to play. SHREK: Yeah. Donkey, with the flower dropped at his feet, gives them a suggestive look. FIONA: It's the only way to break the spell. Panic-stricken, Fiona looks back fearfully at the setting sun. Though a bit startled, she is ecstatic to see her knight-in-shining armor. DONKEY: You know what? Hey, what are you doing? Well, ok, I ain't gonna lie. DONKEY: I was hoping this would be a happy ending. A large amount of guards run in and grab ahold of Shrek and Fiona. Shrek lands on Donkey and bumps him out of Dragon's grasp just as she is about to kiss him, and she instead kisses Shrek's butt. The sooner we get to Duloc the better. SHREK: Why do you want to talk about it? (steps onto solid ground) Oh! But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. Mama Bear is now a taxidermized rug. I got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it. Shrek heaves a deep sigh. DONKEY: Oh, yeah. Donkey looks into her eyes as she pets his muzzle, and he calms down. Back in the clearing, Shrek is laying on the ground facedown, while Fiona stands over him, using both hands to try to remove the arrow. Shrek picks Fiona up and slings her over his shoulder like a bag of potatoes. Ha, ha! Donkey, unable to grab on, falls off but Shrek catches him by the tail. The whole congregation gasps as they see Shrek walk ahead towards the altar. Shrek is munching on an onion. Shrek script Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. I didn't know you wrote poetry. DONKEY: Well, I have a bit of a confession to make (Gasps, seeing the skeleton of a horse). Shrek fiddles with the door handle, unable to open it. I'm gonna die. 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