Thank you for your vote of confidence and welcome to the Investor's Center. Baby, you know you got real anger issues. But thats not because youre a failure. They're business expenses. And I hate fucking chess!, And my wifewell, I guess shed earned her scene with me, but still; did she really have that much reason to be angry? Donnie Azoff: From movie lovers to businessmen alike The Wolf of Wall Street is arguably one of the most iconic films of the 21st century. Turns out I have so much information about the stock market and Wall Street I can save the government years of heartache. Together with his trusted lieutenant (Jonah Hill) and a merry band of brokers, Belfort makes a huge fortune by defrauding wealthy investors out of millions. I mean, who the fuck wanted to live there? In 2013 it was adapted into a movie by the same name. I want to stay married, Dad, but it's crazy out there. Good! I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. Jesus Christ. I do it 'cause I fucking *need* to. Patrick Denham: Brad: But I needn't have been. A master diver! You probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! All day long, decimal points, high frequencies. Terms and Policies Mark Hanna: [whispering] They were drunk on youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites., Vn ca bn l g? You called the captain the n-word. Error rating book. Looking for the best quotes from The Wolf of Wall Street? This Martin Scorsese hit film stars Leonardo Dicaprio, Jonah Hill and Margot Robbie in lead roles. I'm not talking about Buddhists or Amish. Jesus Christ, I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. Sides? When you do something, you might fail. Copyright Fandango. Nobody - and I don't care if you're Warren Buffet or if you're Jimmy Buffet - nobody knows if a stock is going to go up, down, sideways or in circles. I don't even listen to it half the time. You be ferocious! You fucking bitch! Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Coming Soon. Captain Ted Beecham: Jordan Belfort: Please reference Error Code 2121 when contacting customer service. But there's a big chance, right? Are you behind on you credit card bills? Pick up the phone and start dialing! Jordan Belfort: [also in thoughts] What a fucking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day? Naomi Lapaglia: Coming Soon. I'm constantly asking myself questions. They even had an accounting term for it: It was called T and E, which stood for Travel and Entertainment. She you know, her her father is the is the brother of my mom. So I was a little surprised you asked Christie for my number. Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Yeah. We grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know. Okay, mommy likes to play games with daddy. The Wolf Of Wall Street is undoubtedly one of the best movies to come out in the last decade.Fans and critics are still divided on whether it glorifies fraud or not but there is no denying that the star-studded biopic offers great entertainment. Hello, John. Jordan Belfort: Which is why you should pick up 5000 shares . That's who you're gonna be sitting next to! But it wasn't a poisonous silence. The Wolf of Wall Street is a memoir by a former stockbroker and trader Jordan Belfort, first published in September 2007. [offers pen to Chester] Naomi Lapaglia: Do you jerk off? Jordan Belfort: Go to a trading floor on Wall Street. Jordan Belfort, OK, first rule of Wall Street Nobody and I dont care if youre Warren Buffet or Jimmy Buffet nobody knows if a stocks going up, down or f-ing sideways, least of all stockbrokers. I have some really, really great news. Are you behind on your credit card bills? Yeah. Shut the fuck up! No, I don't wanna implode, sir. I was hooked in seconds. is an initial public offering. Im gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. Theyre called telephones. No, baby. They all want something for nothing. I called him Rugrat because of his piece of shit hairpiece. What do you mean you want a divorce? I'm a mutt. Everyone wants to get rich. Jordan Belfort: Babe, why you doing it like that? Why don't you do me a favor. I've already talked to the lawyer. Turns out all the FBI really wants from me is to cooperate. Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Shit, I can sell lubes to a convent full of nuns, get 'em so horny they'll be fucking each other in the coffers. Exactly. I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Donnie Azoff: It's like lasers. In fact, hookers were so much a part of the Stratton subculture that we classified them like publicly traded stocks: Blue Chips were considered the top-of-the-line hooker, zee crme de la crme. I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just like, you know, open the door and let it say "You're free now!" I have a low blood sugar thyroid thing Jordan Belfort: Your hair looks good. Teresa Petrillo, It was obscene, in the real world. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: It's beautiful! Jordan Belfort: Like, um, three or four. And any fines that I have to pay wouldn't be due until after I've served my term, so we'd still have plenty of money leftover. Money doesn't just buy you a better life - better food, better cars, better pussy - it also makes you a better person. Cause I can't keep track of your professions honey! One day, you will do it right. Mmm, baby. Look, it's a figure of fucking speech, just give me the fucking Donnie Azoff: Didn't take long for people to start abusing ludes, of course, and in 1982 the U.S. government "Schedule 1'd" them, along with the rest of the world. So boring. Say hi to Rocco and Rocco! Donnie Azoff: Yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever, but it's not like what you think. They're not buying shit. I called the captain the n-word? It is perhaps the best thing I've seen in the last six months. I'm not ashamed to admit it. Let's go the other fucking way! Hey, sweetheart! I'm not ashamed to admit it: my first time in prison, I was terrified. Drama, Jordan Belfort: Second key to success in this racket is this little baby right here. It doesn't exist. Give yourself no choice but to succeed. Jordan Belfort: Well, we don't work for you, man! Jordan Belfort: Patrick Denham: Jean Jacques Saurel: Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Donnie Azoff: [pauses] Jordan Belfort: The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it. Donnie, this isn't this isn't funny, you gotta untie me, buddy. Pound for pound theyre stronger than grizzly bears, and, if you want to know the truth, they happen to scare the living shit out of me. You're doing fucking drugs right now? I can get you beer if you want fuckin' beer. The Wolf of Wall Street is a memoir by a former stockbroker and trader Jordan Belfort, first published in September 2007. Jordan Belfort: It was a hefty sum, $5 million, and in truth it had little to do with setting them up. I heard some stupid shit. I want you to fuck me real hard. Back in the 1990s, Belfort ran Stratton-Oakmont, a Long Island-based pump and dump that . Cinemark it should simply be a lesson learned about the world of the stock broker because it's not possible to empathise with his character as everything he does it so vile. Alden Kupferberg: And act as if you are already a tremendous success, and as sure as I stand here today - you will become successful., You dont choose who you fall in love with, do you? Mark Hanna: Do you guys not want to make money? That was so fucking great. I'm not putting words in your mouth or nothing, but you just said that everybody wants to get rich. By creating an account, you agree to the Turns out you're completely off the hook, honey. Controlling the sale by keeping it on the straight line (every time the customer tries to take the . Right! . Jordan Belfort, Theyre gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here. Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your email. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: There is no such thing as bad publicity. If you have persistence, you will come out ahead of most people. Welcome back. This guy was smart, sophisticated, professional. They dont give a shit about money. Fucking whore. So I recruited some of my home town boys. What we're gonna do is this: first we pitch 'em Disney, AT&T, IBM, blue chip stocks exclusive. It is no matter. That's why we at Stratton Oakmont pride ourselves on being the best. I don't care whose birthday it is. [narration] 4. Yeah. Jordan Belfort: That's the fuckin' point. Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: We call the Verrazano's Bridge the Guinea Gangplank. I check my messages every day when I come home from work my answering machine zero! Let us know whats wrong with this preview of, Act as if! Get the ludes downstairs! Say what you will, but the Duchess did have style. I'm also Dutch, German, English. Mark Hanna: You're almost there! Jordan Belfort: I ask them to judge me on my losers, because I have so few. Pick up the phone and start dialing! Jordan Belfort: That is fucked up! The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) Quotes Showing all 117 items Jordan Belfort : Let me tell you something. The IRS, they allow for T&A, it's fine. Asking specific questions to gather intelligence and to understand the customers needs. The story is the memoir of Jordan Belfort, a Long Island kid played by Leonardo DiCaprio who rose to become a millionaire penny stock scammer and boiler-room boss. Donnie Azoff: Donnie Azoff: Stability. You can give generously to the church or political party of your choice. Funny, self-referential, and irreverent to a fault, The Wolf of Wall Street finds Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio at their most infectiously dynamic. It's a whazy. So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all fucking happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his fucking money and run home, you don't let him do that 'cause that would make it real. And you know what else? Chester Ming: Donnie Azoff: Not to mention countless dollars. Benihana Beni-fucking-hana? How about that, faggot? You know? Yeah. Manny Riskin: Her pussy was like heroin to me. You be relentless! Beni fucking hanna!. Everybody on point! Jordan Belfort: That's good for me. You were on the floor rollin' around and shit. But if you can make your clients money at the same time it's advantageous to everyone, correct? If you have 60 seconds, I'd like to share the idea with you. Jordan Belfort: After they left I checked the apartment. Daddy shouldn't waste his time. Is he fucking crazy? That'd scare the shit out of me, buddy. I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! They don't give a shit about money. 25 grand to the first cocksucker to nail the bulls-eye! Yeah I'm sure. WHY, GOD? Then came the Pink Sheet hookers, who were the lowest form of all, usually a streetwalker or the sort of low-class hooker who showed up in response to a desperate late-night phone call to a number in Screw magazine or the yellow pages. Right? [flashes to Jordan having sex with Naomi] I found this woman's company to be incredibly soothing., Victor was Chinese by birth and Jewish by injection, having been raised amid the most savage young Jews anywhere on Long Island: the towns of Jericho and Syosset., I had considered changing my phone number, but I was so far behind on my phone bill that NYNEX was after me too., People dont buy stock; it gets sold to them. lastly it's down to the humour. Watch. And today, you needed to clean your fishbowl, today? No, Daddy doesn't even get to touch Mommy for a very, very very long time. Jordan Belfort: Once in the morning, right after I work out, then once right after lunch. I mean that was the last time we ever have sex. If I can be of any help to you on your journey I'll do my best. Chester Ming, the depraved China man, thought jujitsu was in Israel. Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties. Donnie Azoff: Feel free to reach out and connect. Are people looting and raping? Please click the link below to receive your verification email. [sigh of relief] Donnie Azoff: Come on. Cunt, cock, asshole." Come for me. Jordan Belfort: I've done a lot of bad shit, I'm going to hell! You snooks will now be targeting the wealthiest 1% of Americans. Now, right now, John, the stock trades over-the-counter at 10 cents a share. $4,000? That's that's okay, that doesn't matter. It's flooded! Jordan Belfort: Movie Info. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. Danger at every turn. Of course, after the bachelor party, me, the Duke, needed a few penicillin shots so he could safely consummate the marriage. Most of the quotes by Jordan Belfort are very inspiring and Ive even included some funny quotes from the movie. Get those fucking ludes! I'm pretty fucking sure. You're not fucking taking my fucking kids! Fuck you, U.S.A. Fuck you, U.S.A. Fuck you! It's a joke! Donnie. Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: And who're you gonna be sitting next to? Jordan Belfort: Fucked up. Required fields are marked *. I want you to come for me like it's the last fucking time. We can't! Jordan Belfort: I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. Look, I know you're not following what I'm saying anyway, right? Brad: Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: If you don't do it, the stress of this job, it'll make you explode. Bulls. Act as if you have unmatched experience and then people will follow your advice. Jordan Belfort: You're not fucking taking my goddamn fucking kids! Who is the one who flew in here at 3:00 in the morning on their stupid helicopter and woke up Skylar? Jordan Belfort: We're not gonna be friends. Jordan Belfort: So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right? Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: The year I turned 26, I made 49 million dollars, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. Jordan Belfort, You see money doesnt just buy you a better life, better food, better cars, better women, it makes you actually a better person. Jordan Belfort: There is no nobility in poverty. Fuck you! Well that's good news. I can sell anything. it doesnt exist. Did you? This 10-digit number is your confirmation number. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Pride. See, enough of this shit will make you invincible - able to conquer the world. Some stuff about running drugs with Rocky Aoki, you know, the founder of Benihana? Hold on! Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: Jordan Belfort: $26,000 for one fucking dinner! That's right. Not Italy. The fucking hero I'm gonna be back at the office when the Bureau seizes this fucking boat. What? Huh? All Quotes Jordan Belfort: Right there? [Naomi walks in on a gay orgy] Max Belfort: Tell me. Its a whazy. Naomi Lapaglia: Is she like, a first cousin? Or maybe manipulate events are the more appropriate words. Fuck you! * And I had skipped the tingle phase and jumped straight to the drool phase. Look, I knew these guys weren't like Harvard MBAs. Jordan Belfort: No, daddy doesn't even get to touch mommy for a very, very, very long time. with updates on movies, TV shows, Rotten Tomatoes podcast and more. Just leave us a message here and we will work on getting you verified. Naomi Lapaglia: Many weren't happy with the ending, though it was a very accurate representation of this day and time, and falls in line with typical Scorsese films. You know how much I love you, right? A former model and Miller Lite girl. When you do something, you might fail. I mean, when she married me she knew what she was getting into, didnt she? Well isn't that just fucking convenient for you! Jordan Belfort: [narrating to the camera] Look at this! Jordan Belfort: I do it cause I fuckin' need to. Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: More importantly, you will learn. Oh, you don't love me? Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): [Donnie haphazardly gets out from car] I mean, what if something like that happened? I'll do four grand. The waves are 20 feet high and building! We require immediate assistance! Without you, theyre just worthless hunks of plastic. Below Ive put together the best Wolf of Wall Street quotes on money and success. My name is Jordan Belfort. Donnie Azoff: After 15 years in storage, the lemmons had developed a delayed fuse. And when it gets in, I'll give you a call and you come pick it up. And from now on it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. 101 Marianne Williamson Quotes That Will Enlighten You, 50 The Alchemist Quotes To Make You Follow Your Dreams, 195 Best Cobra Kai Quotes (Seasons 1 5), 70 Attack On Titan Quotes That Will Inspire Greatness, Your email address will not be published. Good morning, daddy. No one's gonna fucking die! Id suggest you also read my post 33 Inspiring Jordan Belfort Quotes For Success. Number one rule of Wall Street. The Wolf of Wall Street is one of the most iconic films of the 21st century Credit: Alamy. Jordan Belfort: They were usually struggling young models or exceptionally beautiful college girls in desperate need of tuition or designer clothing, and for a few thousand dollars they would do almost anything imaginable, either to you or to each other. Let me give you some legal advice: Shut the fuck up! It had nothing to fucking do with me! Go on. All you have to do today is pick up that phone and speak the words that I have taught you. And actually do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day, huh? You're not fucking taking my children you vicious fucking cunt, you! Max Belfort: the Terms and Policies, and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. Coming Soon, Regal Mark Hanna: On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. Don't you fucking dare. Pick up the phone and start dialing! The Wolf of Wall Street Buff Revised Pages 3/5/13 62. . Fuck. Is your landlord ready to evict you? Martin Scorsese 's The Wolf of Wall Street is a darkly comedic portrayal of unrestrained Wall Street hedonism and greed that ranks among the maestro's greatest works of the last decade. Or fucking dies! Jordan Belfort, So you listen to me and you listen well. And they're all shaved too. Naomi and I got along. Fuzzy Bear over there? Tootski?Follow me for tootskihttps://twitter.com/ogfz_https://www.instagram.com/ogfz/ Don't try to fight it. They all want something for nothing. Jordan Belfort, Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid. 15 Outrageous Scenes In Martin Scorsese's 'Wolf Of Wall Street' We Can't Wait To See. But pretty soon, somebody figured out that if you resisted the urge to sleep for just fifteen minutes, you got a pretty kick-ass high from it. Last month you were a wine connoisseur, and now you're an aspiring landscape architect, Isn't that right? By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. Let me tell you something else. Jean? Don't fucking dare throw that fucking water at me. You had to deal with the gold course people, too! Gotta pump those numbers up. Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Jurassic Park Movies Ranked By Tomatometer, The Most Anticipated TV & Streaming Shows of March 2023, Pokmon Detective Pikachu Sequel Finds Its Writer and Director, and More Movie News. Hi, how you doing? Jordan Belfort: No, I'm not fucking letting you near my kids! Janet (Jordan's Assistant): Jordan Belfort: Fun coupons! You understand? [reacting to market crash] In point of fact, The Wolf of Wall Street: WOLF OF WALL STREET:Wolf of wallstreet: Wolf of wall st {wolf of wall street}:by Jordan Belfort. Is she like a first cousin, or is she Donnie Azoff: She's already got C-cups, but now she wants FUCKIN' DOUBLE D'S! Naomi Lapaglia: They cure cancer? Venice. Regal I gotta tell you. Daddy's really sorry about what he said in the other room, he didn't mean any of it! I fucking hate you, Jordan! Yeah, I'm sure. The Quaalude, or lude, as it is commonly referred to, was first synthesized in 1951 by an Indian doctor - that's dots, not feathers - as a sedative, and was prescribed to stressed-out housewives with sleep disorders. $430,000 in one month, Jordy. Across the Verrazano's Bridge. The show goes on! I'm the Founder of SucceedFeed.com and I truly appreciate you taking the time to read my posts and being apart of the Succeed Feed community. Donnie Azoff: Donnie Azoff: You be telephone fucking terrorists! Naomi Lapaglia: They're fuckin' - the things they're doing now, Pops, I mean, I mean, it's on a whole other level. Jordan Belfort: This is Brad, and Brad is the guy I really wanted. Naomi Lapaglia: But it's not like what you think or whatever, you know Jordan Belfort: Who's Venice? I just came. You wanna fuck me, Jordan? Just give me a second. Their fathers are douchebags, just like their fathers before them. [Sees a young broker cleaning his fishbowl] Donnie Azoff: No, I get it, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jordan Belfort: What I want to know is, have you got the guts to live?, They were drunk on youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites., And from the time I was a kid, I've had this internal monologue roaring through my head, which doesn't stop - unless I'm asleep. Trust me. Right, right. No, you didn't research the whole thing and deal with the fucking golf course people! That was you! Put the fucking car in the park, you dumb fucking idiot! [in narration] it's partly due to dicaprio. The book, motherfucker, the book! But he didn't go along with us. Bang, bang, bang. Yeah, yeah I jerk off. I'm not gonna let someone, you know, one of these assholes fuck my cousin. Go to a trading floor on Wall street. I'm sure. Jordan Belfort: Hey, listen, I quit! Me, I jack it 12-15 times a week. Oh, hey. What, you wanna go inside and blow some lines of baking powder, baking soda? After all, what was there to say? My name is Jordan Belfort. Naomi Lapaglia: It was like mainlining adrenaline. You hear me? Di Caprio and Scorsese combine for one of the most fun financial movies of this decade. ~ Jordan Belfort. Alden Kupferberg: Bald as as China doll. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: I mean, I don't want to get personal or anything, but are they okay? Failure is your friend., Without action, the best intentions in the world are nothing more than that: intentions., I want you to back yourself into a corner. You're sick! ~ Jordan Belfort. Every person around here, they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly. No? Naomi Lapaglia: Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable, ugly fucking wives. Naomi Lapaglia: And you know something else, daddy? I haven't made love to you in so long. Its never landed. Good, pick up the phone and start dialing! They're called telephones. Jordan Belfort: Brad: Good! Oh, my God! Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, you're gonna be pulling up at a red light, in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, and that person's gonna be pulling up right alongside you in their brand new Porsche. Your AMC Ticket Confirmation# can be found in your order confirmation email. Where's my kiss? You're not taking my kids, sweetheart. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: Her name was Pam and to her credit, she did have this amazing technique with this wild twisting jerk motion. The world of investing can be a jungle. And the first thing we needed was brokers. You wanna know what money sounds like? Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot.
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